Teacher: So what do you want to tell me, Peter?
Peter: I think I'm too smart to stay in this class,
to bother. I would like to cross directly from high school.
Being informed about it, the director asked, Peter whether he wants to
graded test. Peter accepts without hesitation and director began with the test.
Director: Come on, Peter, let's see, 3 x 4?
Peter: 12!
Director: A 6 x 6?
Peter: 36, Mr. Director.
Director: Capital of Japan
Peter: Tokyo
The test continued next half hour, Peter have not make any mistake!
At the end of the test, the director is satisfied, but the teacher asks if she
Now you can put a few questions. Both agree, and it starts.
Teacher: Well, Peter. Cow has it 4, and I have them 2, what is it?
Peter: legs, ma'am.
Teacher: Exactly. What is to be found in your pants, and in mine not?
Director surprise question ...
Tomica: Pockets, ma'am.
Teacher: Well, Peter. Where women have curliest hair?
The director is preparing to intervene when Peter answers.
Peter: In Africa , ma'am.
Teacher: What is soft, but, at the hands of women, become hard?
Director's eyes went wide, but Peter response.
Peter: Nail polish, ma'am.
Master: What do men and women we have in the middle of the leg?
Peter knees!
Master: Good. And what about married woman has a wider than unmarried?
The director could not believe my ears!
Peter: Bed, ma'am.
Teacher: Which part of my body is often moistest?
Peter: your language, ma'am.
Ucčteljica: What word starts with the letter 'p' and indicates something that may
is wet or dry and what men like to watch?
Peter: Path!
Director, breathless, all wet with sweat, decides to terminate the test and
exclaimed: "I will send you not in high school, but directly to college!
Even I can also answer all the questions wrong on the test ...
Moral: A man with age becomes a PERVERSE! hehehehehehehe
